Wednesday 4 January 2012

The Human Centipede II is simply gross!


Storyline:
Martin is a mentally disturbed loner who lives with his mother in a bleak housing project. He works the night shift as a security guard in an equally grim and foreboding underground parking complex. To escape his dreary existence, Martin loses himself in the fantasy world of the cult horror film The Human Centipede (First Sequence), fetishizing the meticulous surgical skills of the gifted Dr. Heiter, whose knowledge of the human gastrointestinal system inspires Martin to attempt the unthinkable. 

Here's the thing about the "Human Centipede" movies:  when you hear the premise of the films, that moment of "oh, gross, really?" is about as strong an impact as the films will ever have.


The first film is really all about the art of the misdirect.  You hear the set-up and you dread the experience of actually seeing what it's about, and then when you do see it, it's fairly tame.  Things are suggested.  It's terrifying in concept more than execution.  We didn't care for the first film, but we respect the way it's put together and the general filmmaking skills.  Tom Six had a good sense of how to make you feel like you were going to see the end of the world, and the whole thing is so blatantly gleeful about being childish and ridiculous that it's hard to be upset by it.  We would never call the first film a good film, but it's a well-made film that we don't think is interesting.  It's not worthless.  It's not trash.  It's just provocation with no weight behind it, and it left us cold.


Is Tom Six a filmmaker? Is Tom Six a storyteller? No, at this point, you’ll have to conclude he is neither of these things. What he is represents something maybe more honest, more pure: he’s a provocateur. In making “The Human Centipede: First Sequence,” Six took a memorably deranged subject of medical dubiousness and turned it into a taut, often surprisingly funny shock fest, notable for its actual restraint considering the risible content. Lambasted for being a one-joke (one-gag?) premise, Six took advantage of a memorably deranged turn by Dieter Laser to produce a sterile, cold minor classic within the horror genre.


For a sequel, however, Six clearly read the reviews. The sick madman that he is, he noted the few positive marks the picture drew and decided to elaborate on the gruesomeness of his core idea, the visual of human beings surgically attached to create one single digestive system. As a result, he responded to the praise regarding his considerable lack of gore on that first film by doubling down and, in several ways, catering to the sickos in the audience. You’ve got to admire this guy’s subversion of expectation.


What results is “The Human Centipede Part II: Full Sequence,” and were it not in black and white, you could argue for the film reaching a top spot in the all-time gross-out pantheon. As is, the color scheme only keeps the picture in the top (bottom?) 10, as the film is mercifully dwarfed by the stateside arrival of “A Serbian Film” months ago. This cannot be emphasized enough: 'Full Sequence' might very well make you sick to your stomach, no matter how much experience you have as a gorehound. Where the first film pulled, this one pushes, to an unpleasant degree.


Taking the meta approach, 'Full Sequence' concerns a fan of the first picture. Cannily calling out his audience, Six cast Laurence Harvey as Martin, a 'Human Centipede' diehard, a parking lot attendant who seems to have the adventures of Dieter Laser and friends on a constant loop. Martin is short and stout, with a bulbous potbelly that almost looks like a freakish prosthetic. Hacking and wheezing with asthma in place of actual dialogue, he is emboldened by the original movie to create his own freakish multi-part monstrosity. Instead of three participants, however, Martin captures a good dozen victims, ready to unite them as one nightmarish appendage. The film takes great pains to illustrate how Martin isn’t nearly as clinical as the maniacal Dr. Heiter of the first film: we’ll just say stitches are replaced by staples this time around, and you can figure the rest.



Full Sequence' is, all bodily fluids taken into account, a memorably vivid visual experience. Six knows his way around a great shot, and the black-and-white photography is stark and transfixing, creating images that worm their way into your brain not only for their grotesqueries, but because of their quiet, sickening grace. Even with the much smaller budget and somewhat sloppier feel, 'Full Sequence' is well-deserving of a few eye-catching screen grabs. Six deserves kudos for also discovering Harvey, a Mad Magazine sketch of a pervert, with bug eyes that make Peter Lorre look like Anton Yelchin. And it’s uncomfortably funny when Six interrupts a three-way sex session between a female prostitute, an overweight, cursing slob, and Martin’s sadistic and supernaturally calm doctor -- Six knows how to populate his movie with unforgettable faces.

The problem with 'Full Sequence' is that it's so meta that it can’t exist on its own. After silently (and mesmerizing) introducing us to the wordless Martin, he goes about recreating the Centipede with his 12 victims. A thoroughly graphic and unpleasant section of the film, one that will leave viewers gasping for breath, these moments are robbed by their potency because Martin is serving a higher god, specifically Six himself (somewhat disappointingly, Six does not appear as himself). This is emphasized with a groaner of an ending, one that puts a damning punctuation mark on Six’s feelings towards his audience, his detractors and censorship, but also serves to illustrate “The Human Centipede: First Sequence” as some unforgettable totem of deprived filmmaking, when in fact it’s not in league with several of the 1980s “video nasties.”


Sources: scoop.itblogs.crikey.com.aublogs.indiewire.com

Wednesday 30 November 2011

Transformers ride into Singapore



Did you ever dream of helping Optimus Prime and the rest of the Autobots out on a mission to save the world from evil Decepticons? Well, now's your chance! All you need to do is fly to Singapore, buy some tickets to the Universal Studios amusement park there, and wait in the sure-to-be long lines once it opens next week. Only a small price to pay with some robots in disguise, though, right?

Universal Studios Singapore will launch the world's first Transformers theme park attraction based on Hasbro's iconic Transformers brand on Dec 3. Transformers the Ride will celebrate its world premiere at an exclusive event on Dec 2 with Michael Bay, the director and executive producer of the Transformers blockbuster movies, in attendance.


This breakthrough attraction will feature 12 scenes, comprising sets blended seamlessly with hyper-­realistic 3D digital media and special effects to bring tactile realism to every moment.


Guests will be transported into the Transformers universe, and take part in the ultimate 3D battle against the Deceptions right alongside the ­Autobots. Also, they will get to experience Resorts World Sentosa's latest attraction – the Maritime Experiential Museum & Aquarium (Mema). Housed in an iconic steel-and-glass ship hull at the waterfront, Mema promises a new museum-going experience ­showcasing rich Asian maritime history.


And for a bite afterwards, indulge in a wide ­variety of authentic Malaysian hawker fare at RWS's ­Malaysian Food Street, which offers dishes from different parts of Malaysia.

For those of you unable to make the trip to Singapore in the next few months, you'll be happy to know that "Transformers: The Ride" will be opening in Universal Hollywood in the spring. It certainly might give the new "Star Tours" ride at Disneyland a run for it's money in terms of popularity.

For more, go to www.rwsentosa.com.



Sources: IFC.com, TheSunDaily, SFX

Will 'John Carter' be Next Year's 'Avatar?' Check out the New Trailer

A new trailer for John Carter has hit the web, and it's looking like the Disney alien movie might be trying to become next year's Avatar.

Of course it's going to have some competition in the alien movie genre – Ridley Scott's Prometheus is already one of the most anticipated sci-fi movies of 2012. However, while it's going the sci-fi/horror route, John Carter is going to be an adventure/fantasy movie in the same vein as Avatar.

The trailer shows the titular character amongst a group of tall, lanky aliens at war, and you can bet that he becomes embroiled in their battle. There's also an alien princess in need of saving, but Carter's love interest looks like a human.

The movie is about a Civil War veteran who mysteriously gets transported to Mars, where he becomes the prisoner of the barbaric beings that live there. Taylor Kitsch plays Carter, while Lynn Collins stars as the princess. William Dafoe plays one of the green guys as Tars Tarkas, an alien leader and warrior.

Edgar Rice Burroughs' character has been around since 1912. Carter is an immortal being who travels between Earth and Mars (which is called Barsoom by its inhabitants) by way of astral projection. On the planet he becomes a warrior who encounters a wide variety of different beings, with some resembling creatures of ancient myth and others resembling humans or humanoids.

The movie certainly has the ability to become 2012's Avatar or the next Star Wars (the influence of Burrough's books is evident in both of these franchises), but there just seems to be something missing from the latest trailer – perhaps there's just not enough of Carter himself? The previous trailer was a little more promising, at least (you can check out the new trailer and the previous trailer below).

Check out the trailer below to see if you think he's managed to create the next big sci-fi franchise.



Source: FirstShowing.net, WorstPreviews, entertainment.gather.com

COMING SOON: John Carter (2012)


Movie Info:
Release Date: 9 March 2012
Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Cast:

Bryan Cranston ... Powell
Mark Strong ... Matai Shang
Ciarán Hinds ... Tardos Mors
Taylor Kitsch ... John Carter
Dominic West ... Sab Than
Willem Dafoe ... Tars Tarkas
Daryl Sabara ... Edgar Rice Burroughs
James Purefoy ... Kantos Kahn
Thomas Haden Church ... Tal Hajus
Lynn Collins ... Dejah Thoris
Polly Walker ... Sarkoja
Samantha Morton ... Sola

From Academy Award(R)-winning filmmaker Andrew Stanton comes "John Carter"--a sweeping action-adventure set on the mysterious and exotic planet of Barsoom (Mars). "John Carter" is based on a classic novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs, whose highly imaginative adventures served as inspiration for many filmmakers, both past and present. The film tells the story of war-weary, former military captain John Carter (Taylor Kitsch), who is inexplicably transported to Mars where he becomes reluctantly embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions amongst the inhabitants of the planet, including Tars Tarkas (Willem Dafoe) and the captivating Princess Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins). In a world on the brink of collapse, Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes that the survival of Barsoom and its people rests in his hands.

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COMING SOON: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)


Movie Info:
Release Date: February 10, 2012 
Genre: Action/Adventure/Family

Cast:

Josh Hutcherson ... Sean Anderson
Dwayne Johnson ... Hank Parsons
Michael Caine         ... Grandfather
Vanessa Hudgens ... Kailani
Luis Guzmán         ... Gabato
Kristin Davis         ... Liz Anderson


You probably weren't expecting a sequel to 2008's Journey to the Centre of the Earth 3D. And this is probably because you forgot that 2008's Journey to the Centre of the Earth even existed. That's not your fault – it was one of those gimmicky films from the early days of digital 3D that basically acted as a placeholder for Avatar.

But now there's a sequel to Journey to the Centre of the Earth, of sorts. It bears the clunky title of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, and there's been a radical overhaul since the first outing. Brendan Fraser has been replaced with Dwayne Johnson, there's a mysterious island instead of the centre of the Earth and it's a gimmicky film from the dying days of digital 3D that basically acts as a placeholder for Avatar 2. But is Journey 2: The Mysterious Island any good? Let's comb through its trailer to find out 


As with the center of the Earth (3D), finding the place itself ends up being the easy part; it's surviving and getting off the island that eats up the last hour of cinematic clock-watching. What starts off as a lovely vacation to a tropic isle--a lovely place where you can ride giant bees without the lines of the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! Disney tour--quickly becomes a nightmare once Michael Caine (spoiler: Michael Caine is also on this Mysterious Island) points out that, in addition to these awesome bees you can ride, there are also other giant things more dangerous than bees. Like giant lizards, for example. Or like The Rock's giant pecs, which perform a dance that deflect oncoming berries away from them and towards an eager audience's 3D glasses. Just as Jules Verne always intended.

The follow-up to the 2008 hit. The new journey begins when young adventurer Sean (Josh Hutcherson) receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist--a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather (Dwayne Johnson) joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot (Luis Guzman) and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter (Vanessa Hudgens), they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

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COMING SOON: The Hunger Games (2012)



Movie Info:
Release Date: March 23, 2012 
Genre: Action/Drama/Sci-Fi

Cast:

Jennifer Lawrence ... Katniss Everdeen
Liam Hemsworth ... Gale Hawthorne
Josh Hutcherson ... Peeta Mellark
Elizabeth Banks ... Effie Trinket
Woody Harrelson ... Haymitch Abernathy
Stanley Tucci         ... Caesar Flickerman
Alexander Ludwig ... Cato
Isabelle Fuhrman ... Clove
Willow Shields   ... Primrose Everdeen
Donald Sutherland ... President Snow

Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the evil Capitol of the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. A twisted punishment for a past uprising and an ongoing government intimidation tactic, The Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which "Tributes" must fight with one another until one survivor remains.

Pitted against highly-trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives, Katniss is forced to rely upon her sharp instincts as well as the mentorship of drunken former victor Haymitch Abernathy. If she's ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

"The Hunger Games" is directed by Gary Ross, and produced by Nina Jacobson's Color Force in tandem with producer Jon Kilik. Suzanne Collins' best-selling novel, the first in a trilogy published by Scholastic that has over 16 million copies in print in the United States alone, has developed a massive global following.

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Tuesday 22 November 2011

MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS – Character Banners Released!



Walt Disney Pictures and Marvel Studios have revealed these new banners for Marvel's The Avengers, written and directed by Joss Whedon.

Marvel Studios presents MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS—the Super Hero team up of a lifetime, featuring iconic Marvel Super Heroes Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow… and we have the new character banners from the film below!

Click to see bigger version of the banner.



Continuing the epic big-screen adventures started in Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger, Marvel's The Avengers is the superhero team up of a lifetime. When an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security, Nick Fury, Director of the international peacekeeping agency known as SHIELD, finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. Spanning the globe, a daring recruitment effort begins.

Starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner and Samuel L. Jackson, and directed by Joss Whedon, watch the first and much anticipated trailer for MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS to be release on May 4, where the superheroes team up to pull the world back from the brink of disaster when an unexpected enemy threatens global security.




In “Marvel’s The Avengers,” superheroes team up to pull the world back from the brink of disaster when an unexpected enemy threatens global security. Prepare yourself for an exciting event movie, packed with action and spectacular special effects, when MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS assemble in summer 2012.

For more info:
Official Website: avengers.marvel.com